Got some extra time on your hands, do we?

Well let me tell you a yarn, to relieve you of some of that boredom.

A few or more moons ago, the world was dark and black, I could not see, hear or move. Days dragged on and were all the same but at least all my brothers and sisters were squished near me to keep me company.

Then one fateful day there was a woosh I was spewed out of the tip of a rocket and began swimming through a deep moist cave.

After what seemed to be an eternity later